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I don't like being vulnerable

perfectimperfections: I DON’T LIKE BEING VULNERABLE stop making me all happy and….shit :/ Yeah Ion’t like it either. I’m a turtle. I like keeping my neck inside my shell.

Jan 5th

JINGLE BELLS!

nicolevillano: Batman smells… Robin laid an egg… The bat mobile… I don’t know what goes on after that… Help?? Lost a wheel and Joker got away.

Dec 25th

Nervous / Excited

musicalgamer: Soo next week one of my youtube friends is coming here to Texas. I’m going to ride down with her to Austin to meet some other youtubers. This excites me because they all seem to be amazing, cool, wonderful people. While on the other hand, I can’t help but think “what if they are crazy…what if they don’t like me” blah blah blah. It’s one thing to talk online, but I’m only used to...

Dec 24th

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alot of sexy asses on tumblr.

toofartowalk: but theres only one id like to speak to. Me, right?

Dec 20th

applesandmustard: im about 2.5 weeks away from the hardest, most intense, scariest 5 months of my life i feel like my brains gonna explode already and i haven’t even done anything i’m sure i’ll run out of tears pretty fast and regret choosing this career well within the first month oh me oh my YOU’LL BE FINE CHICK. JUST GO IN THERE AND BE AWESOME MS. DARI. WOW ‘EM AND KNOCK...

Dec 16th

i want you back.

(via toofartowalk) Ditto…

Dec 9th

Search your first name followed by 'is' in...

toofartowalk: shae-so-shy: solaravada: celestemontaya: devinachu: Devina is a bitch ass nigga OH HELL NO GOOGLE. Celeste is waiting for an asteroid. WHAT NIGGA? Dear FBI: Ahmad is Not a Terrorist. Pinky Swear. Love, Al Qaeda. Wut. shae is @ di@mond girl in @ rhinestone world o.O avion istanbul … idk how i feel about that. I did get this: “mel is short for”

Dec 6th

Search your first name followed by 'is' in...

toofartowalk: shae-so-shy: solaravada: celestemontaya: devinachu: Devina is a bitch ass nigga OH HELL NO GOOGLE. Celeste is waiting for an asteroid. WHAT NIGGA? Dear FBI: Ahmad is Not a Terrorist. Pinky Swear. Love, Al Qaeda. Wut. shae is @ di@mond girl in @ rhinestone world o.O avion istanbul … idk how i feel about that. My name isn’t common. It isn’t on there...

Dec 6th

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Nov 22nd

ayeveej: wakeupmaggie: I do not believe the world will end in 2012. All who agree say I. I

Nov 22nd

Don't You Even Think About It!

ayeveej: I hate being so damn ticklish. Everywhere mannnn! My neck, my legs, my stomach. Thats the most ugliest I get, when I’m tickled. Because the laughter is so sudden, like an attack! And then my face isn’t much prepared for that type of muscle spasym so I end up making some jankd up face. BEST KODAK MOMENTS! But I bet half the people that say they arent ticklish because they dont want to be...

Nov 22nd

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Oct 26th

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Oct 25th

Oct 14th

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Oct 13th

Oct 12th

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Oct 6th

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Sep 22nd

Reblog with your ringtone.

perfectimperfections: stellark: yeahimrad: samflower: autumnfringes: andrewvache: a80000: thatswhat-he-said: everyoneneedstotango: Bad Sun - The Bravery call on me - eric prydz Baltimore Club I Just Wanna Fuck Just Law & A Semester Abroad - Brand New meteor shower - owl city What I’m Lookin’ For - Carolina Liar Let’s Fall In Love Again - Jason Castro 2 Step - DJ...

Aug 30th

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Reblog with something your town has, that other...

applesandmustard: perfectimperfections: jasminemariah: nataliejo: onthewing: WE HAVE A.C. PETERSONSSSSSS. AND YOU DON’T. Michigan left bitchess. The Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame Obama….yea, all other reblogs are now considered invalid..I win Dari. wrong nikki, i win. A military base with a sexual name.

Aug 30th

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Soulja Boy, Bow Wow, Yung Berg and Hurricane Chris...

xanaxandpercocet: ibrahimsinquiries: HAHAHAH… good luck with that! (via mymannemcee) …why..lord why? i wanna be deaf…. now.

Aug 5th

The Nun and The Hippie

A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and asks her: ”Can we have sex?” “No,” she replies, ”I’m married to God.” She stands up, and gets off at the next stop. The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says: “I can tell you how to get to have sex with her!” “Yeah?”, says the hippie. “Yeah!”, say the bus driver. ”She goes to the...

Aug 2nd

An Elephant Never Forgets

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephant’s foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as...

Jul 24th

Reblog if you're Single...

perfectimperfections: applesandmustard: marzgotsoul: (via eotctresworld) duhhh le sigh but i love it!

Jul 22nd

Jul 15th

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uh oh

The Colonel says: i agree with j smooth that too many people now spend their time trying to validate their life via SOCIAL media
The Colonel says: it seems the substance of their life is dependent on the amount of picture albums and status updates thy can accumulate 
The Colonel says: twitter, myspace, facebook, youtube, tumblr, it's all getting to the point of being disturbing
The Colonel says: i dont understand it
The Colonel says: people are more concerned with capturing than living 
The Colonel says: what's more important, the event or the 15 pictures and 3 status updates from the event?
The Colonel says: i don't know that the answer is obvious anymore to an increasing amount
The Colonel says: i do think its out of hand when your camera phone's presence is probably more important than your own 
The Colonel says: but everyone is free to do whatever the hell they want i guess. except it's constantly drilled in our brains that this is a way of "capturing our memories"
The Colonel says: i don't think there is anything wrong with the memories part, but when you're capturing them for the sole purpose of your social media updates, maybe it's time to ask yourself WHO these "memories" are really for
The Colonel says: if you say yourself...
The Colonel says: in the age of followers, subscribers, and friends lists i guess i beg to differ
The Colonel says: it's a shame this was over twitter's 140 character limit though wasn't it?

Jul 14th

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Jul 13th

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If there was some type of "How To Get Over a Crush...

perfectimperfections: Because this falling “too hard too fast” thing (not love persay, just being intrigued more than expected) isn’t fun at.all. Tell me about it!

Jul 13th

That was one intense game of Mariokart.

perfectimperfections: soimrileyjett: captainoo: Bitches don’t know about my koopa shells. I’m tellin you man, they don’t! PSH Very intense… Fun though!

Jul 13th

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